Friday, April 23, 2010

Football Returns to Wrigley Field

I read in the paper that they are going to let them play football again in Wrigley Field. It surely has been awhile. My brother Harold is going over his books to figure out how long it has been and our employment challenged friend of the blog put together this here model... Perhaps he has a little too much time on his hands.

wrigley field football

Monday, April 19, 2010

Toyota Sign Math

I just pulled out my trusty calculator.
Let's see here, the Cubs pay Alfonso Soriano 17 Million dollars per year.
The Toyota Billboard they want to put in (which by the way, will stay in the outfield a hellofa lot longer than Mr. Soriano will) is estimated to make the Cubs 2.5 Million dollars per year.

If my math is correct, that means:
That Toyota sign will make the Cubs enough money to pay Soriano to play just under 24 games.


Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Clark and Addison Billboard

You should of seen the look on my Hanks face when I showed him this picture.
Not sure why they have this ad here.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Opening Day

Ahh! Spring is here again. Opening day always gives me a warm and tingly feeling. Kind of like when I wet in my depends. If we win one today thats great, but I have learned over the past 100 years not to get my hopes up. So drink as many barly pops as you can today and punch the mai-tai guy in the nuts if you see him. GO CUBS!!!!!!

Good Mornin Opening Day

Good Mornin Opening Day The sun is up for Opening Day 2010